ago this month, I completely lost my mind. Today, after two years of
nothing BUT Talk Radio I am proud to say I STILL have not found it! Quite
the reverse, I have slipped so far into dementia that I am considering having a
walkman permanently attached to my head so I won't miss a second of talk
radio. Oh, It's a spiffy unit. Satellite dish, solar power,
multichannel and InterNet hookup.
In this week's issue
Radio Roundup, which is the best, how they work ... the
"On" button explained. - Special Report
Why round tuning knobs are best and how to use them.
Special pullout section! - Part 3
tubes, the hot new models! - by Art Chaic
Radio Preset buttons, Love 'em,
hate 'em ... they are here to stay - by Frieda Change
Changing stations. 12
step program on how to overcome your fears - Inna Rutt
up at the crack of noon, how to jump start your day - by Rollye James
We rate the
infomercials, all the products and why YOU should be buying them NOW - by Gully
- the danger STILL lurks - By Art Bell
Y3K - It's not too early to
panic - by Gary North
Interview with Mayor Street, we Ax all the tough
questions - by Dom Giordano
Forget Y2K, are you ready for Dom-a-geddon?
Dom Giordano returns to the air! Stock up on the milk and bread NOW! - by
radio speakers, why bigger is better ... who needs back seats anyway - by
Representative Lawless sues entire PA
state assembly, and wins!
to see why Bill Clinton NEEDS a Dr. Corea Penis pump NOW - by Paula Corbin
Farnack gives up coffee, stuffs coworker into a dumpster as a result of mood
swing - full text of police report.
Kent Voss gets brain cells removed in controversial
new medical procedure. Kent says, "Now I can think more like the
station management. American soccer now makes sense too!"
Just listen and shut up - Imus in the
My life is perfect, I am perfect, you are
either a slut or a pig - Dr. Yentabitch
"Only two things are infinite, the
universe and stupidity - and I'm sure latter listens to talk radio." - Albert
"Never argue with an idiot - folks might
not be able to tell the difference." - Anonymous
"I sometimes think that God, in creating
man, somewhat over estimated His ability." - Oscar Wilde